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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also do a gram of Cocaine a day, a case of whiskey a week, eat junk food and never exercise."

"That's amazing," said the woman. "How old are you?"

"Twenty-nine," he said.


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