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An elderly couple were enjoying their routine Sunday drive. They have taken this relaxing drive every year of their 50 some year marriage.

With no warning, the woman strikes her peaceful husband across the jaw. Enraged, and nearly crashing the vehicle he yells out, "What the Hell was that for?"

She replies "That was for 50 years of REALLY bad sex."

He grumbles and they go back to the drive. The husband than strikes his wife without warning.

She hollars, "What was that for?"

The old man replies, "That was for knowing the difference... bad sex my ass."


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