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Current Rating - 2.92    With 78 votes



This guy is in a plane and he really has to go to the bathroom, but whenever he went back to men's room, it was occupied.

The flight attendent noticed how badly he needed to go, so she said, "Why don't you just go to the ladies' room, but DON'T press any buttons.

So he went into the bathroom and got very curious as to what they did. So he pressed the first one marked WW and warm water sprayed off his butt. Then he pressed the second one marked WA. It dried off his butt with warm air. Then he press the third one marked PP and it powdered his butt.

He was having so much fun that he naturally couldn't resist the last one marked ATR. So he pressed it and the next thing he knew, he woke up in a hospital.

He was confused, so he quickly buzzed the nurse and she quickly came over.

"What happened?" he asked. "The last thing I remembered was I was on a plane in the ladies room and I was pressing a bunch of buttons."

"Yeah," the nurse began to say. "You pressed the button marked ATR; Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under the pillow!"



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