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Current Rating - 3.09    With 54 votes



These three guys try going to this bar for the first time and turns out to be pretty rough and tough biker bar. They each ask for a mug of beer. The barmaid says to them, "I'm not serving you three until I see 30 inches of cock between ya."

So the first guy whips out his member and, sproing!, 10 inches of cock dangle from his trousers.

The second guy pulls down his pants and 19 inches of cock spring up and land right on the bar counter.

The third guy manages to slip a one incher out.

So the barmaid serves the three guys drinks. After the drinks, and as the three guys leave the bar, the third guy proudly says, "Man, it's a GOOD thing that I had a hard-on!"



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