Little Johnny goes up to his mother who is lying in the bath naked, and asks her: "Mummy...whasat??"
His mother thinks for a little while and then says: "Oh, son...that's my hedgehog." And Little Johnny walks away quite happy with the reply.
The next week, Little Johnny walks into the bathroom and sees his wrinkly old grandma lying naked in the bath. He asks her what she had between her legs, and again she tries to explain that it's a hedgehog.
Little Johnny then runs screaming to his mother and shouts: "Mummy, Mummy, Grandma's hedgehog is dead!"
"Why do you say that son?"
"Because I could see it's guts hanging out all over the place!"
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