Even More Top 10 Signs You Have A Drinking Problem
10 - Every night you're beginning to find your roomate's cat more attractive.
9 - No ocifer, I'm not drunk... you're just sober...
8 - If on a diet, you cut back your food calories to allow for alcohol calories.
7 - Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of bottle.
6 - That damned pink elephant followed me home again.
5 - You are the proud owner of a porcelain bus driver's license.
4 - Senators Kennedy and Packwood shake their heads when they walk past you.
3 - Mosquitoes spiral down to the ground in circles after biting you.
2 - Your name is Ted Kennedy.
1 - The shrubbery's drunk from frequent watering.
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