New Dirty Riddles

Added on September 26th

Q: What did the bisexual German woman do?

A: She went down on her Hans and niece.

Added on September 3rd

Q: In Greece, how do they separate the men from the boys?

A: With a crowbar.

Added on July 21st

Q: Why are male prostitutes like Inspector Clousseau?

A: They're both Peter Sellers.

Added on July 14th     Submitted by: mike s

Q: Why is orgasm a 6 letter word?

A: Because its easier to spell than ohmygodyesohshitdeeperyesgodpleasefuckyesyesfuckmebabby

Added on March 15th

Q: What do you call 2 skunks doing a 69?

A: Odor Eaters

Added on March 12th

Q: Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant?

A: Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car.

Added on March 12th

Q: How do you get even with a blind guy?

A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

Added on January 11th

Q: Why do bald guys have holes in their pockets?

A: So they can run their fingers through their hair!

Added on December 6th

Q: What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

A: You can't hear an enzyme.

Added on November 28th

Q: Why do deaf women have to wear tight pants?

A: So you can read their lips!