New Funny Rhymes

Added on October 6th     Submitted by: Jordan

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I'm sorry I gave you hepatitis type two

Added on September 26th     Submitted by: dennise

roses are red, violets are blue

sex is great, but not with you.

Added on September 25th

There once was a man from Nantucket,

Who had a dick so long he could suck it,

He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin,

If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it!!

Added on December 6th     Submitted by: tanya

jack and jill went up the hill so jack could play with fanny

jack came down with a sad frown

because fanny was a tranny

Added on November 19th

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills fanny

Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock cause Jill was a pre-op tranny

Added on November 1st

Warm eyes, wet lips
Gently touch my finger tips

Soft sighs, silky hair
Longing for me to touch her there

Her begging eyes
Her whimpering cries

Urgent needs of one so sweet
Bring me quickly to my feet

The night is warm, there is no doubt
It's my turn to take the dog out

Added on October 26th

there once was a girl from kew
who filled her vagina with glue
she said with a grin
they pay to get in
they can pay to get out of it two.

Added on October 15th

There was a young woman from Wheeling

Who claimed to lack sexual feeling

Til a dyke named Delores

Simply touched her clitoris

And she had to be scraped from the ceiling

Added on July 16th

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.

Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while doubling his practice.

He opened his own offices with a shingle on the door saying, "Dr. Jones, Veterinary Medicine and Taxidermy - Either way, you get your dog back!"

Added on March 23rd

Once a young gay from Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room.
They argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, and with which, and to whom.