New Funny Riddles

Added on September 29th

Q: Why did Sally give up on her ballet lessons?

A: Because they were too too difficult.

Added on September 26th

Q: What is a computer virus?

A: A terminal illness.

Added on September 5th

Q: What do Princess Diana, and the Rock Group Pink Floyd have in common?

A: Their last biggest hit was The WALL!

Added on September 5th     Submitted by: Robert Gepford

Q: What do Pamela Anderson and Public Transportation Have in common?

A: Anybody can get a ride and it's cheap...

Added on September 5th

Q: What is the German word for constipation?

A: Farfrompoopin!

Added on July 11th

Q: What medical condition is associated with Nudists?

A: Clothes-trophobia

Added on July 9th

Q: What is a computer's first sign of old age?

A: Loss of memory.

Added on June 25th

Q: Why do tropical fish live in saltwater?

A: Because pepper would make them sneeze.

Added on June 25th

Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?

A: K9P

Added on April 17th

Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after matting?

A: To stop the snoring before it starts.