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Added on January 31st

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

A: Snowflakes!

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Added on January 30th

Q: What happens when bananas sunbathe?

A: They start to peel!

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Added on January 30th

Q: How do you make male archaeologist blush?

A: Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it is from.

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Added on January 26th

Q: What do you call a midget fortuneteller on the run from the law?

A: A small medium at large.

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Added on January 23rd

Q: What do you get if you cross an artist with a police officer?

A: A brush with the law

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Added on January 23rd

Q: Why do bees hum?

A: Because they don't know the words.

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Added on January 11th

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A: A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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Added on January 10th

Q: Why did the condom fly across the room?

A: It got pissed off.

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Added on January 10th

Q: What did the left eye say to the right eye?

A: Between us, something smells.

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Added on January 10th Submitted by: Nose joke

Q: Why aren't our noses 12 inches long ??

A: Because then it would be a foot

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