New Gay Jokes

Added on February 2nd

Q: What do gays do on a second date??

A: What second date??

Added on February 1st

Q: What do you call a gay farmer?

A: A jolly rancher

Added on January 31st

A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you: I'm gay."

His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay, doesn't that mean you put other men's penises in your mouth?"

The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right."

His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!!"

Added on January 23rd

Q: What does a gay guy call a condom?

A: Seal a meal.

Added on January 10th

You Know You're A Gay Man If...

You know the correct way to spell Barbra, Bette and Liza.

Added on December 23rd

Q: Why was the gay sergeant fired?

A: For the way he drilled his troops.

Added on December 15th

"I'm not sure if I'm a homosexual", said Tom, half in Ernest.

Added on December 15th     Submitted by: Tim

Q: Whats the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?

A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Added on December 14th

Two Homosexuals decide to go to the carnival. One says to the other "Fancy coming for a ride on the chair-o-plane?"

"No", says the other, "I've had enough."

So the first man gets on the ride and starts to go around and around and around (you get the idea) and then a terrible accident happens. The ride spins out of control and the guy is thrown off the ride and lands in the next field. His friend quickly rushes over and asks, "Are you hurt?"

The injured man says, "Hurt, of course I'm bloody hurt. I went around on that thing a dozen times and you didn't wave once."

Added on December 7th     Submitted by: JJ

Q: Did you hear what happened to the gay airline pilot?

A: He got sucked out from the cock pit