New Lesbian Jokes

Added on September 5th

Q: How can you tell if two lesbians are twins?

A: They lick alike.

Added on July 31st

Last year I watched a bisexual pride parade.

It was confusing though, because it went both ways.

Added on June 26th

A man is sitting at a bar having a few drinks when he notices a very attractive lady sit down at the other end of the bar and order a drink. The guy calls the bartender over and says "whatever she is is drinking give her another one and tell her it is on me."

The bartender replies "I don't think you want to do that."

"What do you mean?" yells the guy, "Send her the drink!"

"O.K." the bartender replies, "but I don't think it is a good idea."

"And why not?" asks the guy.

The bartender leans over the bar and very softly says "because she's a lesbian."

"I don't care, send her the drink." says the guy.

So after the lady gets her drink the guy very casually strolls down to the other end of the bar and sits down next to her and says, "so what part of Lesbia are you from?"

Added on March 12th

A young woman goes to her doctor after noticing two small circular rash marks one on each side of her inner thigh.

The doctor instructs the woman to undress and sit on the table and spread her legs. Sitting between the young womans legs, the doctor looks up at the young woman and asks if she is a lesbian.

The young woman blushes and says, "Why yes I am." The doctor stands up, and tells the young woman, "Don't worry your rash will go away." The young woman asks what she needs to do. The doctor says, "Go home and tell your girlfriend that her earrings aren't real."

Added on January 11th

Q: What kind of humor do lesbians like?

A: Tongue in cheek!

Added on January 10th

Q: How many femmes does it take to change a tire?

A: Two: one to call AAA and one to whine about the grease on her skirt.

Added on November 27th

Two old lesbians were doing it on a park bench.

One lesbian says to the other, "Take your glasses off, you're scratching my leg."

The other one says,"Put your glasses back on, you're licking the bench!"

Added on November 13th

There once was a butch from Bremen

Who didn't like to have sex with men

Then her date wore a strap-on

Which she sat herself upon

And now she is suddenly fem'nin

Added on November 2nd

Q: What did the lesbian partners say to each other?

A: It's true, we do taste like chicken!

Added on October 15th

A lesbian walks into a whorehouse and says "I want a 14 year old girl."

The madam responds 'I'm sorry but we don't serve minors to lickers here.