New Woman Riddles

Added on October 6th

Q: What do you call a woman that can iron with one foot, cook a meal with her right hand, vacuum with her other foot and masturbate you with her left hand.

A: A Swiss Army Wife.

Added on September 29th

Q: Why do girls and woman wear underwear?

A: So they don't get chapped lips.

Added on September 26th

Q: why are there no dumb brunettes?

A: peroxide.

Added on March 13th

Q: What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?

A: A hostage.

Added on December 28th

Q: How do you cut down on noise pollution and overpopulation?

A: Tell Heterosexual women to keep both of their lips shut.

Added on November 28th

Q: What do brunettes miss most about a great party?

A: The invitation.

Added on November 1st

Q: What do you call a 300 pound woman with a yeast infection?

A: A whopper with cheese.

Added on October 29th

Q: What's the difference between women and livestock?

A: After breeding them you don't have to hold them.

Added on September 21st

Q: Do you know what those tiny little knots are around a womans nipple?

A: It's Braille for suck here...

Added on August 31st

Q: Why are hurricanes like women?

A: Because when the come they are warm wet and windy and when they leave they take the house, the car and the money...