New Woman Riddles

Added on February 1st

Q: How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?

A: Who cares?

Added on January 17th

Q: Why do female paratroopers wear pants?

A: So they don't whistle on the way down.

Added on December 22nd

Q: What do you call the white flaky stuff in women's underwear?

A: Citty litter

Added on December 22nd

Q: How do you make a woman's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

Added on December 7th

Q: Why was the two-piece bikini invented?

A: To separate the meat section from the dairy section.

Added on November 7th     Submitted by: angelina

Q: What does the blind man say when he walks in front of the long john silvers?
A: Good morning ladies

Added on August 23rd

Q: Why should you never tell a women your secrets?

A: Because you cant trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

Added on May 19th

Q: Why did god invent orgasms for women?

A: So they can still have a moan while they are enjoying themselves.

Added on October 6th

Q: What do you call a woman that can iron with one foot, cook a meal with her right hand, vacuum with her other foot and masturbate you with her left hand.

A: A Swiss Army Wife.

Added on September 29th

Q: Why do girls and woman wear underwear?

A: So they don't get chapped lips.