New Yo Momma Jokes

Added on June 25th     Submitted by: hugo

Yo' momma's so old that when i slapped her in the back her tits fell off

Added on March 13th     Submitted by: lateef_1

yo momma is so poor when i went to her house and asked to use the bathroom she said pick a corner

Added on January 10th     Submitted by: jorge

yo momma like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw

Added on December 11th     Submitted by: Gazilionare

Yo mamma is so old Jesus sat with her in the third grade.

Added on November 29th

yo momma's so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon

Added on November 26th     Submitted by: joe brringer of bacan!!

yo mama is so ugly when she looked out the widow she got arrested for mooning

Added on November 8th     Submitted by: DEON JORDAN

YOUR MAMA SO FAT SHE SAT ON THE TOILET AND THE TOILET SAID ABCDEFG GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF OF ME

Added on November 2nd     Submitted by: Tim Jackson

Yo Moma is like Burger King, have it your way.

Added on August 22nd

Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.

Added on May 21st

Yo mommas so fat her skates went flat

Added on March 28th     Submitted by: blake

your momma is so ugly her reflection quit

Added on February 7th

yo moms like a big mack, full of fat, and only worth a buck!

Added on February 5th

Yo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.

Added on February 5th     Submitted by: Joe

Yo momas so fat that she sweats butter and syrup and she has a full-time job at Denny's wiping pancakes across her forehead.

Added on January 11th     Submitted by: tim

Your mama so fat that she uses the equator as her belt.