Top 5 Best Blonde Jokes

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Current Rating: 4

Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

A: The noise gave her a headache.

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Current Rating: 4

Q: What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde?

A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector.

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Current Rating: 4

Q: What is the definition of Blood, Sweat and Tears?

A: A blonde on her period standing in front of a tampon machine with a bent quarter.

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Current Rating: 3.4

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

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Current Rating: 3.38

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

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