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Current Rating: 2.96

Q: What do women and condoms have in common??

A: They both spend more time in your wallet than they do on the end of your dick.

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Current Rating: 2.95

Q: What do you get when you cross an onion with a donkey?

A: Most of the time, you get an onion with big ears. But once in a while, JUST once in a while, you get a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.

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Current Rating: 2.95

Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra?

A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.

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Current Rating: 2.92

Q: What do condoms and Kodak have in common?

A: They both capture that magic moment.

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Current Rating: 2.9

Q. What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say to clients as they are leaving?

A. Thanks for coming.

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