Top 20 Best Yo Mama JokesHere are the current Top 20 Best Yo Mama Jokes based on YOUR votes. Return to Best Jokes Current Rating: 3.83 yo mama needs to stop wearing different shades of lipstick I have a rainbow on my dick Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.82 your mama is so old and been on welfare so long they decided to put her face on foodstamps Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.75 yo momma like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.64 Your mama, is so hairy that when you came out, the doctor said you got rug burn Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.55 Yo' momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.52 yo mommas like a 2X4 flat and easy to nail Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.52 Yo mama is so fat when she sat on the toilet she fell through. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.49 Yo' momma's so poor, when she heard about the last supper, she thought she had run out of food stamps! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.43 Yo' momma's ears are so big, they make her head look like a taxicab with both doors open! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.43 Yo' momma's so old, she's blind from the big bang! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.41 you know what, I ain't even gonna talk about yo mamma, I don't even know the man Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.37 Yo' momma's so hairy, when she went to a salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair, and she opened up her shirt! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.37 Yo' momma's so toothless, when she couldn't eat an apple, she just gummed it to death! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.36 Yo' momma's so fat 'n dark, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.36 yo moma so fat she slapped god and jesus said pick on some body your own size. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.35 yo mommas so fat when she cut herself gravy pours out Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.35 Yo' momma's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.31 Yo' momma's so cross-eyed, she thought her only child was a twin! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.31 Yo' momma's so fat, her navel gets home 15 minutes before she does! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.3 Yo' momma's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses! Email Joke to as many as five friends |
