Top 20 Best Yo Mama JokesHere are the current Top 20 Best Yo Mama Jokes based on YOUR votes. Return to Best Jokes Current Rating: 3.69 yo mama so fat she had to use tickle me Elmo as a vibrator! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.65 yo mama needs to stop wearing different shades of lipstick I have a rainbow on my dick Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.56 yo momma like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.41 Yo' momma's so ugly, she scares the roaches away! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.41 yo mommas like a 2X4 flat and easy to nail Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.4 Yo Moma is like Burger King, have it your way. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.39 Yo' momma's breath is so bad, when she yawns, her teeth duck! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.38 Yo' momma's so cross-eyed, she thought her only child was a twin! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.34 Yo' momma's car's so ugly, someone broke in just to steal The Club! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.34 Yo' momma's so blind, she has one of her eyes stuck up her ass and she still can't see sh*t! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.33 yo mama is so fat that she had to be baptized at Sea World. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.33 Yo' momma's so poor, when she heard about the last supper, she thought she had run out of food stamps! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.31 Yo' momma's so hairy, when she went to a salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair, and she opened up her shirt! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.31 Yo' momma's so fat, she sits on coal and farts out a diamond! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.31 Yo' momma's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.3 Yo' momma's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say 'Go'! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.3 Yo' momma's so fat, when she talks to herself, it's a long distance call! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.29 Yo' momma's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.29 Yo' momma's so fat 'n dark, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.28 Yo' momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first! Email Joke to as many as five friends |
