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George Bush and Richard Cheney go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and asks Bush, "You ready to order?"

Bush replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie."

"A quickie?!" the waitress replies. "Sir, given the current situation of your political life that your the president and I'm a waitress, I don't think that's a good idea. I'll come back when you're ready to order from the menu."

She walks away.

Cheney leans over to Bush and says, "It's pronounced 'Quiche.'"