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Two male golfers are standing on the 10th tee.

Bill takes about 20 practice swings, changes his grip 5 or 6 times, and changes his stance just as much.

"Hey Bill what are you doing? Play for heaven’s sake. We don’t have all day!" says Jim.

"Hold on a minute, I got to do this right. See the woman standing up there on the clubhouse porch? That’s my wife and I would like to get off the perfect shot," replied Bill.

Jim looks, and about 250 yards away he sees Bill’s wife. He says, "You must be kidding. You couldn’t hit her from here."