Joke Rating Machine
Home Random Jokes Submit a Joke Jokes by Email Webmasters


New Jokes
Best Jokes

Chuck Norris Facts
     Anti Chuck Norris Facts
Dirty Jokes
     Dirty Riddles
Funny Jokes
     Funny Puns
     Funny Rhymes
     Funny Riddles
Gross Jokes
     Potty Jokes
Jack Bauer Facts
Knock Knock Jokes
Lawyer Jokes
     Lawyer Riddles
Little Johnny Jokes
Men Jokes
     Blond Jokes
     Gay Jokes
     Men Riddles
Political Jokes
     Bush Jokes
     Clinton Jokes
     Dick Cheney Jokes
     Obama Jokes
     Political Riddles
Redneck Jokes
     Might be a Redneck
Religious Jokes
Sports Jokes
     Golf Jokes
     Hunting Jokes
Women Jokes
     Blonde Jokes
     Lesbian Jokes
     Redhead Jokes
     Woman Riddles
Yo Momma Jokes
Jokes of the Day
Updated Daily!
  Joke of the Day
  Blonde Joke of the Day
  Bush Joke of the Day
  Gay Joke of the Day
  Golf Joke of the Day
  Gross Joke of the Day
  Lawyer Joke of the Day
  Lesbian Joke of the Day
  Political Joke of the Day
  Redhead Joke of the Day
  Religious Joke of the Day

Redhead Joke of the Day

A few housewives were sitting around the table talking, and the subject turned to their husbands.

One lady said "My husband just won't go to church with me, I think he's going to go to hell."

This led to talk around the table and it was generally agreed that, for one reason or another, all the husbands were going to end up in hell.

So, then the housewives started speculating about themselves. One woman said "I try to be good - I'm sure I'll make it to Heaven."

Another one said "No, I did this bad thing, I won't make it."

So, then they noticed that one of the ladies wasn't saying anything. And they looked at her and said "You're such a nice lady, surely you're going to Heaven...?"

The redhead says "No, first thing in the morning, I'm going to buy me a ticket straight to hell!"

They were shocked and asked why.

"Well, you don't expect me to live in a world without men, do you??!?"


 spacer image