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A guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he does the lights dim, some curtains open and there stands a 60ish looking guy with his pants down and a huge hard on. In front of him is a bar stool on which are 6 walnuts. Suddenly, wack-wack-wack, the guy cracks all six nuts in quick succession with his penis. The lights come back up, the curtains close, and the bar goes back to normal. "That was weird" the guys says to himself, finishes his beer and leaves.

20 years later the guy is traveling in the same area and decides to stop in at the same bar. He orders a beer. As he does the lights dim, some curtains open and there stands a the same guy, now 80ish with his pants down and a huge hard on. In front of him is a bar stool on which are 6 coconuts. Suddenly, wack-wack-wack, the guy cracks all six nuts in quick succession with his penis. The lights come back up, the curtains close, and the bar goes back to normal.

The guys is curious and wants to find out what this is all about. He goes back stage and there is the old guy sitting on the stool smoking a cigarette. He tells the old guy he saw him 20 years ago cracking walnuts, and now he sees him 20 years later cracking coconuts, what's the deal.

"Well" says the old guy, "the old eyes aren't what they used to be."

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