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A guy was taking his first parachute jump and his main chute failed to open. He remembered his training and jettisoned it and pulled his reserve chute. This became twisted and he was left hurtling downwards.

Suddenly, he saw a guy coming up towards him so he shouted "Do you know anything about parachuting?".

The guy shouted "not a fucking thing, do you know anything about lighting gas BBQs?".

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