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A friend of mine was taking psychology at San Francisco State College. The professor and class were discussing Penis Envy, or more accurately, they were discussing the reams of evidence refuting this redoubtable phenomenon.

The professor told the students of the experience of a friend of hers...

A male friend was taking a shower in the presence of his three-year-old daughter. The daughter looked at her dad and said, "Daddy, you have a penis."

The father said, "Yes, I do."

The kid said, "I don't have a penis."

The dad said, "Yes, that's right."

The kid said, "Mommy doesn't have a penis."

Again, the dad confirmed.

The daughter frowned, and then looked up at her dad reassuringly and said, "Well Daddy, I don't think you should worry, because yours is very small."

The psychology professor thought this was an excellent case for the existence of "Penis Pity."