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These Joke of the Day codes link to each specific category of jokes and update each night at 1:30 AM EST. Jokes are picked randomly from our database. This way, your sites Joke of the Day page will display the same joke for 24 hours at a time.

Anti Chuck Norris Facts

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Blond Jokes

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Blonde Jokes

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Bush Jokes

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Chuck Norris Facts

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Clinton Jokes

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Dick Cheney Jokes

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Dirty Jokes

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Dirty Riddles

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Funny Jokes

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Funny Puns

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Funny Rhymes

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Funny Riddles

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Gay Jokes

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Golf Jokes

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Gross Jokes

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Hunting Jokes

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Knock Knock Jokes

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Lawyer Jokes

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Lawyer Riddles

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Lesbian Jokes

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Little Johnny Jokes

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Men Jokes

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Men Riddles

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Might be a Redneck

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Political Jokes

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Political Riddles

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Potty Jokes

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Redhead Jokes

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Redneck Jokes

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Religious Jokes

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Sports Jokes

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Woman Riddles

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Women Jokes

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Yo Momma Jokes

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